What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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