i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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