I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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