Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
