white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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