problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Randomize
