why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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