I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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