I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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