Only a mothe r could love this liver
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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