I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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