I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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