If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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