This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
false alarm, still single
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