Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She even gives head with a lisp.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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