He is an equal opportunity slut.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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