i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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