Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Porn is love you can see.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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