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say what?
wanna hang out?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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