we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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