There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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