he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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