My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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