when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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