people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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