Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
