I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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