Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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