I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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