Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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