my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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