Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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