Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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