is your mom at the bar?
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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