And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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