thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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