So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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