I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Randomize
