I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She told me I should be a condom model.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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