question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
how drunk are you?
Several
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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