Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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