i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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