Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Someone came in the potted fern
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
