Yo dont text me then not text me
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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