Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
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That's how twitter works, right?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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