garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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