I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
