you turned your livingroom into a bong?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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