If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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