Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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