I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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