This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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