Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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